nemica: (really crazy)
Ничего особенного, так, пара-другая цитат на вечно актуальную тему "старые пердуны и юные идиоты" "отцы и дети":

- Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

- Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's, given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.

- Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

- Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

- If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

P.J. O'Rourke, американский сатирик, автор таких произведений, как "All the Trouble in the World: The Lighter Side of Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death" и "Give War a Chance: Eyewitness Account of Mankind's Struggle Against Tyranny, Injustice and Alcohol-Free Beer".

З.Ы. Переводить ломает. :)
nemica: (really crazy)
Ничего особенного, так, пара-другая цитат на вечно актуальную тему "старые пердуны и юные идиоты" "отцы и дети":

- Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

- Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's, given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.

- Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

- Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

- If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

P.J. O'Rourke, американский сатирик, автор таких произведений, как "All the Trouble in the World: The Lighter Side of Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death" и "Give War a Chance: Eyewitness Account of Mankind's Struggle Against Tyranny, Injustice and Alcohol-Free Beer".

З.Ы. Переводить ломает. :)

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